I'm bored....

oh goodness...who will go first?

 

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a letter just the other day saying I'm due for one! Did you send me that? :evil::lol::lol:

 

:shock:

Gosh, no first date with you, straight to the HOMERUN!!!

 

probably did! if you are due with in one year of this week then it was probably us! lol

if you do not schedule one then they will send another one though! lol (i think certified next time though)

 

Hmmmmm.... well we know he doesn't need a dictionary.:lol:
(now Clif, I'm just teasing you, I promise):-D

 

well I thought that this would cure some of the boredom for a few people! LOL:-D :-D

 

I was thinking DIZZAM....she don't even know me and she wants to give me a mammogram...talk about charismatic.....

 

Um, that would be "second base". "Homerun" is a lot further.

 

Ummm...I play an OBGYN on TV.

 

a box of maxipads and a bottle of Chardonnay. :-D

 

Nope, we do men too! LOL (that scares the men to death though)

 

You go that right.

I've seen what you do to breasts to get the mammogram.

After seeing that, you think I would willingly get checked for testicular cancer?

 

that is done with ultrasound only though... and by a woman (testicular ca) we check men for breast ca about once a month though...

 

Now just how do you get those flat things into the......
nevermind - don't think I wanna know:shock:

 

just a FYI - if you can pinch the skin with your fingers you can squeeze it with the machine! lol

 

:shock:

DH better behave or I'll pretend I feel a lump in his:lol:

 

HA HA HA HA :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

OH LAWDY!!!!:lol: WELL ATLEAST MAKE SURE YOU WASH BEFORE YOU COME! AND THATS FOR ANYONE!!!!!

 

:shock: