Waking up late on a school morning. Doing flight of the bumble bee to get ready and get kids up and ready to meet the bus. zoom out to the car...race up to the bus stop..whew,bus is here....wait backseat is empty..where are my kids???? They were still at the house getting ready. (they were 15 and12 so no child abuse..just moms stupidity
One of my most embarassing moments was at work years ago in a grocery store. I was helping out in the sea food dept. A guy came and wanted octopus, (now I hate the look feel and smell of fish) so I informed the customer the seafood mgr would be happy to wait on him because I could not handle the octopus because of its testicles hanging down. The man was cracking up and still I didn't have a clue until the mgr looked at me a started cracking up.
Not quite as bad as my second wife who was looking for a can of Planter's in the grocery store. She went up to a stocker and sweetly asked, "Where do you keep your nuts?" The poor kid nearly busted a gut and she slinked away quietly.
lol i can't even type. Oh I bet they were. Im not even sure I would want the octopus after that LOLOLOL
My DD, probably about 14 at the time, we're sitting at the dinner table and she asked DH if he'd ever had eaten octopus testicles (then immediately realized her mistake ) ......we all cracked up!!
I have been talking on the phone and at the same time be searching the house for it!!!!! My sis-in-law looks for her glasses all the time while she's wearing them...............
I have done the first two. lol I also here not long ago went to walk off my back deck and did not use the steps just kept walking and fell busted the side of my head. I guess I thought I could walk on air.
I have also walked into the mens room ( by accident) many times. I now look at the door twice before entering .
I have been getting ready in the morning and picked up the wrong can and sprayed my hair with Lysol instead of hairspray. At least my hair didn't smell bad. :? Before they had safety caps on needles, my practice had been to stick the needle into the mattress on the bed after giving a shot to a patient, to prevent being stuck by a dirty needle while applying a bandaid. Well, I missed the mattress and jammed the needle into the heel of the patient. Suprisingly, she was pretty understanding of my stupidity. I immediately changed my practice and am now thankful for safety caps. Karen
I did it last summer in a resturant and the man who was using urinal looked at me and said hey and grinned like oh well, I was so embarassed whats worse is he was sitting at the table across the room and kept looking at me as though I was a pervert.
dialed a phone number and forgot who and why I was calling them. went to the mall, ac not working in the car so I'd left the windows down. parked, went into the mall, and came out looking for my keys...which I'd left in the ignition the whole time. Where I'd parked was right in the front spot, so many people had to go by my car. But, it was such an old junker I guess no one wanted it my mom once was making mashed potatoes and put in OJ instead of milk. They weren't all that bad.
Here is another pregnancy brain one, got to work one day and had one black shoe and one navy shoe on. I couldn't even see my feet!
Hugh...ummmmm....is the "P" on your keyboard not working? Or....have you been up to no good? :lol: (Humpfh! and I've been praying for you with Ready) You should hear DH when he ask what I've been doing all day and I tell him I've been "hoeing"......in the garden of course
Nope, ain't been up to no good!:jester: And regarding the praying part, I appreciate it, but don't worry about it. If by chance there is life after death I would rather get in on merit than someone who knows me. Thanks Hugh
