I'm scared to post on this thread! Devilock already thinks I'm senile, if I admit how many of these things I have done, then everybody will think he's right! :mrgreen:
How about going to the grocery store for ONLY ONE THING and leaving with a ton of stuff that does NOT include what you went in there for in the first place???
I'm scared too. I was so absentminded at the bank teller yesterday, I told the lady "I probably shouldn't be driving today"
I was a mess after I had my first child. I could not organize my brain to do more than two things at the same time. I put on the cutest outfit for her to go out in, came home later that day, changed her and THOUGHT I put the outfit in the hamper. My hubby gets home from work and a little while later asks why in the world did I throw away her new outfit!?! Luckily it was on top with no messy food!
I worked with an ignorant woman one time and she did the same thing BUT one was a flat and the other was a heel (true story). One of my most embarassing moments was when I wore a pair of panty hose that were way too small to work one day. My boss called me in his office and as soon as I walked in his door the panty hose rolled down to my knees like a window shade! I ran out of his office and went to the bathroom and fixed them. Years later I told him about it and we laughed our butts off.
I was coming home after working a double one night and it was raining really hard put the car in the garage went on to bed. Woke up later to find I hadn't turned off the car and it had been running all night. I thought I thought I had killed the car, but it didn't hurt it at all. Once after a wedding my husband and I were on our old BSA riding home I keep on telling him it was getting so dark a storm was coming to hurry home until he stopped the motorcycle and turned around and took off my sunglasses and said Look it's just fine honey its the glasses. I think I had too much wine
When I buy shoes, if I really like them, I'll buy them in a couple different colors. Anyway, I went to work one day with one black shoe and one brown shoe. It wasn't until I got home and had dropped something that I realized I had on two different shoes.
LMBO so hard can't think! So funny - how about this - get to gas pump put car in park and then sit there trying to figure why you were there. I sat for a while and then drove off still not knowing why I pulled up the pump then as I'm driving embarrassed as you know what and finally realized I was almost out of gas.
1) I have punched phone numbers into my keyboard and account numbers into my phone....duh? 2) Something I do ALL THE TIME is say I'm sending a link or attaching a file and then I forget to do it. That's all I can think of right now.
On a similar note, I hate it when people ask me for my home phone number and I have to tell folks "I don't know what it is!" With these modern phones I never have to dial it.
Thought of one more. Back when I was looking for work many years ago,I was on my way to a job interview and I left the house in my hose, suit and BEDROOM SLIPPERS. I had to drive very quickly back down the street and go back in and change my shoes. That would have gotten some laughs at the interview, huh?
i can beat that. Set up the coffee up the night before to brew just before i wake up but forgot to put the pot under it so it make the coffee and the counter and floor got to drink it
My most embarassing moment was when I worked the front desk at Comfort Suites in Raleigh. I had gone to the bathroom pulled up my drawers and pantyhose and my skirt got stuck in the top of my pantyhose, so my hiney was exposed. A guest came down to the front desk and wanted a 6 pk of beer so I turn around - bend over to get the beer out of the cooler and had no idea. After the guest walked away the maintenance supervisor was at the front desk and told me my hiney was exposed. :lol::lol::lol: To this day I refuse to wear pantyhose! I do stupid stuff all the time I call someone and forget who I've called Warm up the car in the am (when it's really cold out) and then freak out when I can't find my keys I trip all the time (not falling flat on my face, but just trip) Put the creamer in the pantry I've left ice cream on the counter overnight because I started doing something else and never went back into the kitchen
LOLOL- you guys are all soo funny!!! I have a few things of my own. Imagine you are driving and you think to yourself that you would like a MOOLATTE. They sell them at Dairy Queen and are really good. Now I went through the drive through. I HATE the drive through because you can never understand them but I had all the kids with me and figured I would go through it. I pulled up and say I would like one french vanilla moolatte please. The guy said WHAT? I said louder. " ONE FRENCH VANILLA MOOLATTE PLEASE" He still was confused so I replied a little nasty at this point. " ONE FRENCH VANILLA MOOLATTE" and he said " MAAM, I am sorry but you are at KFC! It was bad. Second one I have was when I went to the bank to pay my mortgage and I handed the lady my stub and the money and said nicely " I would like to pay my mortgage" She said ok, but you might want to start off by going to the right bank. We really are creatures of habit I drove to my bank as oppose to the one I mortgage through. " THERE'S MY SIGN "
My husband calls me here at work a few minutes ago and says,"Honey the woods across the street are on fire, what number do I call?" DUH 911!
