1. I burnt my lip on a light bulb. 2. I couldn't find my money, but I was holing it in my teeth. I'm sure there are more
Use to be a molder, and made these rubber covers for phone connections that were basically a big suction cup. Jokingly I stuck it on my forehead. Lived with a 2.5" hickey on the center of my forehead for days!
Wore a brand new short set my Mama gave me out and about... found out later they were pajamas. Say 'thank you' or 'you're welcome' to someone when it's not called for.
Was at work when I needed to call a vendor about a problem with an invoice. Kept dialing and redialing the phone number on the invoice, but the line was always busy. Getting madder and madder - cussing the vendor under my breath, to get off the phone!!! THEN... realized I was dialing my own phone number from the delivery address on the invoice. (I don't call myself, so I didn't recognize my own number!)
Reminds me of what my daughter did. She was sitting around bored and drinking a soda, with the cap on her lips stuck there. Well when she removed the cap her lips were swollen and she talked funny for a while. She still does it to amuse her kids.
Or ask someone how they're doing and then answer I'm fine when they don't even ask you. I feel so stupid when I do that. And I do that a lot! :lol:
It was DH"s :lol: I thought he was going to cry :lol: Just yesterday I tried to pay for gas with my Lowes Foods card :banghead: Nice.
1 - I searched for my cell phone everywhere....WHILE I WAS TALKING TO MY SISTER WITH IT!!! :jester: 2 - Made brownies, put them in the oven and then realized I forgot to put the oil in the mix :lol: 3 - Went to send an email to my hubby (first name Sam)....it went to the BIG boss (whose first name is also Sam). LOLOL....Thank God his receptionist screens his emails and deleted it. She laughed so hard!!!! And thankfully it was only about soccer :mrgreen: Here's my sign.......
My sister-in-law was pullingin her drive way and was so glad to be home she undid her seat belt and tried to get out of the car before she stopped and parked it!!!! She luckily realized it and got it right but...Lord have mercy...:lol::lol:
Just the other day I wore a new fitted sweater to a friends house. Took all the tags off but forgot the sticker that said LARGE< LARGE< LARGE across my one boob. My friend ask me if I was renting them out for advertisements. I wanted to crawl under a rock. I am forever looking for my sunglasses and forgetting they are on top on my head. I really hate hitting the wrong button on my phone and calling the wrong person. But it is worse when after you hang up quickly before they answer - they call you back. ugh.
I hate that! My boss's home number and my best friends number are only 1 digit off. I called the other week, acting crazy, and it wasn't my best friend. Embarrassing! Luckily we are friends as well as co-workers, but still! Same thing with my in-laws and my grandmother. Can't tell you how many times I've meant to call one and got the other instead. Then you gotta act like you meant to call them..............................:mrgreen:
Yup, done that one, too. How about when the ticket taker at the movies says "Enjoy the movie" and I say "you, too." Or the toll booth operator says "have a nice trip" and I say "you, too." Those remind me of one of Brian Regan's stand up routines. It makes me laugh til' I cry every time because I do all of the ones he mentions...:lol:
