I'm gonna tell a story on my husband this time . . . Saturday night he was asked to play Santa at the EMS awards banquet and when it came time for him to get dressed he just decided to put the suit on over his clothes instead of undressing and re-dressing. Everything was fine until he sat in the chair and bent over to put his shoes on. When he leaned forward we heard a big RIP. Yep, he had torn a huge hole right in the crotch of the pants!!! They were waiting on him at the party so there was nothing we could do. Everytime he moved the hole got a little bigger! I told him to be sure to keep his legs closed because we didn't want a perverted santa on our hands. Well, they brought him in on an ambulance and he got out and went right to the chair and sat down. He did ok with the kids because he could keep his legs closed. As soon as all the kids were done sitting on his lap he thought he could make a quick escape out the door but that was just not to happen. The guy with the microphone said, "Santa, walk around the room and greet our guests before you leave!" Somehow he managed to compose himself and pull it off but he was so embarassed. I had to drop Santa's britches off at the cleaners this morning for a little alteration. :lol:
It is not as good as Michelle or Tweety, but here goes... I was having a dream. I knew I was dreaming #1 because I was an olympic athlete, #2 I was running a marathon and #3 I was winning. LOL Well, I entered the stadium just like in the olympics - the crowd roared as I entered. I approached the finish line and you guessed it, just like in the olympics, I raised my arms in victory. At the same time I threw the covers off the bed, jumped up and when I was fully awake I was standing there with my hands raised above my head in victory. My wife woke up and asked "What are you doing?" All I said was "You aint gonna believe it" Makes me laugh every time I tell it. LOL
You don't think that standing in front of people, doing a presentation on what the other company did wrong and should have done correctly, while the representative for that company is next to you is not funny? I think it is a scream and I don't know if I could have kept a straight face while doing it. Sherry :jester:
Boiled some water Put tea bags in CHECK! Make tea (lots of sugar) CHECK! Put pot on stove to let tea bags cool off before throwing them in the trash CHECK! Open dishwasher put pot in with other dishes to be washed, turn on dishwasher CHECK! When the cycle is done I open the dishwasher and find tea all in the dishwasher, I forgot to dump the tea bags in the trash. :banghead: That was a mess. :ack:
:shock: bwaaaaahahahahahahah LLOLOLLOLO Now that was a CLASSIC I bet!! Oh that made me wanna pee in my pants.....LOLOLOOLL :lol:
Starts off NOT funny! :? Sitting here @ my desk *working*, its so quiet you could hear a gnat fart, a LOUD THUD!!! <just about had a heart attack> I grab my gun off my desk and start searching the house.... TWICE! the mirror fell off the shower (one's that guys use so they can shave in the shower) Now my heart is racing about 4000 MPH. :lol: Beer time! :cheers:
So, I'm at my in-laws for Christmas. Me and my SIL decide to go to the Waffle House to get a drink and relax on Christmas Eve and spy on her son, the cook. :twisted: We drive her car. I'm not used to her car so I take her ignition key and am looking for the ignition. Thought I found it on the dash where some are and stuck it in only to find out it was the hole where the cigarette lighter goes. Got a little zap and some sparks.........I now am the "queen" for doing dumb stuff at this point in the family. And probably in the 4042 family as well...........
