Lowlife

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by NY9, Jul 26, 2009.

  1. Jester

    Jester Well-Known Member

    ddrdan...I don't see my previous comments as prejudicial but an example of what many view as a "country hick" lifestyle associated with rural southerners almost exclusively. There is certainly no disparagement there on my part; just merely an observation. Your comments might would have had more validity if I were not from a rural community where a simplistic, blue collar lifestyle doesn't offend anyone or create dread of lowered property values from those moving into such areas.
     
    Last edited: Jul 27, 2009
  2. GoWulfpack

    GoWulfpack Guest

    ddrdunce is still asleep in his mother's basement......you'll have to give him some time since he was up late last night watching star trek.
     
  3. NY9

    NY9 Well-Known Member


    They dont provide a lunchbreak for you at the factory?
     
  4. GoWulfpack

    GoWulfpack Guest



    Use your own material.....I never thought I would have to copyright my lines on here.
     
  5. NY9

    NY9 Well-Known Member

    right, show me where you wrote that and I'll buy you a new set of tires for your house.
     
  6. GoWulfpack

    GoWulfpack Guest

    my car cost more than your house
     
  7. NY9

    NY9 Well-Known Member

    good one
     
  8. nevilock

    nevilock Well-Known Member

    Wulf: 1
    NY9: 0


    "Good one" does not count as a retort. Gotta use the good ol monkey island system here for swordplay... if you miss the counter, you lose the sword fight.
     
  9. NY9

    NY9 Well-Known Member

    I guess its first to 3 since youre keeping score.
     
  10. kdc1970

    kdc1970 Guest

    Grow up!!! What are we, in the third grade. GEEZ!
     
  11. nevilock

    nevilock Well-Known Member

    Sure, start another attack... just hope your deep well of ripostes doesn't dry up at the last minute again.
     
  12. Redneck Rich

    Redneck Rich Well-Known Member

    Oh, you're back. Hey I called the gym to see if anybody named NY9 was there. She said you'd just left and confirmed what I expected all along... Curves doesn't even have boxing gear, liar.
     
  13. VolleyGirl

    VolleyGirl Guest

    :lol:
     
  14. kaci

    kaci Well-Known Member

    i'll be back shortly with the ruler for you boys:nopity:
     
  15. turtlepits

    turtlepits Well-Known Member

    LOL !!!
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  16. Redneck Rich

    Redneck Rich Well-Known Member

    Okay, now I'm done... for real this time.
     
  17. LETSGOEERS!!!

    LETSGOEERS!!! Well-Known Member

    NY9 IN THE WOODS

    NY9 IN THE WOODS

    An atheist (NY9) was walking through the woods.

    'What majestic trees!
    'What powerful rivers !
    'What beautiful animals!
    He said to himself.

    As NY9 was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

    NY9 turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
    NY9 ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    NY9 looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

    NY9 tripped & fell on the ground.

    NY9 rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

    At that instant NY9 cried out,
    'Oh my God!'

    Time Stopped.
    The bear froze.
    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

    'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, call my sign guy a lowlife and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
    'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

    Am I to count you as a believer?

    NY9 looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

    'Very well,' said the voice.

    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
    'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

    Sad thing to add about this story, the bear fell ill minutes after consuming NY9 and died.
     
  18. seabee

    seabee Guest


    You talking about babies... now there is common ground with you...
     
  19. seabee

    seabee Guest


    :cheers::cheers:
     
  20. seabee

    seabee Guest


    nothing like pre-ejaculation... :jester:
     

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