LMAO Mine still thinks that boys smell bad. I told her it gets worse as they get older. I am starting to see signs of little crushes ( god help me) there is a few boys calling our house. I may change our phone # soon.
Girls have been calling mine since 3rd freakin grade....ugghhhh fast tails....I have mortified them now, told them the whole 'act' (where babies come from) and I also threw in 'that thing can bite yours off' teehee
LMAO bite it off ( that would be so neat) I told mine that you can not walk straight for a whole 2 weeks after and everyone would know what you did. I also told her about " pain " lets just say I scared her.
yes, I wanted them to be scared to death. They were completely grossed out when I told them the details of 'penetration' I mean one of them dry heaved.
LMFAO This is why I do my kegals ( up to 100 a day) I know I can not bite one off but I hope to some day to be able to bruise one if the person makes me mad.
Heck no! That was the tip of the iceberg, she had me scared to death! I give her a hard time about it now, and she denies it! :lol:
My daddy told me you could get pregnant if you made any contact with a boy. He also told me that all boys were evil and had only one thing on their minds. He was right. LOL
My story gets better....the one that hit me, tried to file medical claims on my insurance...even though he was at fault.. K
apparently...I know my insurance company denied the claim and i'm waiting for the trooper to call me back so I can see what exactly he was charged with...of course, he'll probably have a new car before me and be driving with no insurance again... Sorry for vent, I'm just frustrated...it's seriously like I'm being punished for him hitting me. K
you'll probably need to get the police report. Which means contacting whomever (the officer) wrote the report on the scene.
