If you are not SS I advise you to turn away now, I am hoping to plant an image in his brain that will make him wake up in a cold sweat at 2am screaming! I warned you! SS, picture these on a 300lb female Red Head! Nike's X-ray tights
or the people who put an r at the end of a word, like idear,losenger,tomater,diahrrear etc.... thats where the r's are going!
One thing that's always puzzled me is New Yorkers (well, whatever specific borough it is that does it, Brooklyn maybe?). They will swap the "ir" sound for "oy" sound ("bird" becomes "boyd", "Earth" becomes "Oyth" or, if you're a fan of "The Producers", "Concierge" becomes "Conci-oy-ge"). But they will also swap the "oy" sound for the "ir" sound (Toilet becomes "Tirlet", "boil" becomes "birl", etc.). I've always wondered why that is.