For me I would either want one of those burial lots where they don't pump you full of chemicals first (chemicals are my life, I don't want them in my afterlife), or the following! Economic Urn
I know this was supposed to be a funny, but the safety professional in me could see this happening and a broken ankle. I remember when I was 8 my mother broke her ankle in high heels. Unfortunately me, being a little bast..., I hid her crutches (she was a single Mother), as a result I was shuffled off to relatives until she healed. Rapture
Growing up we drew it at the "Economic Crisis" line, but it is possible we ventured even further to the left on this food line. Where Do You Draw the Line?
Safety Measures Yesterday I had my annual wellness checkup. The doctor said that at my age I should have a bar in the shower. So I took her advice.
What is a calorie? Calories are the little bas-My Friend that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.
I have been sitting here going back through this Thread, laughing out loud, and I believe people around me are wondering what’s going on. Hahahaha
Shower curtain with pockets for phones and tablets so you can stay connected while wet File under No Thank You: The Screenholder