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Hey folks stay safe and remember . . .

 

....'Cept Alice......

 

https://www.bitsandpieces.us/

 

http://misscellania.blogspot.com/

 

Those CVS receipts finally come in handy…

 

Or any of the many Trump books that would make great TP ....

 

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After discovering a doomsday asteroid was approaching Earth, world leaders created the COVID-19 pandemic in an effort to distract the world population and force everyone to spend time with their families during Earth's final days.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/coronavirus-doomsday-asteroid/

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If there was not a world ending event why are the Waffle Houses closing?

 

My wife nixed me wearing my shoulder holster (empty) and my surplus gas mask to the grocery store the last time .... I thought it would give me a lot more space than the 6 foot minimum .....she said something about me not being allowed to go back....ever.... and made me go without them.

 

But that takes all of the fun out of grocery shopping .....

 

Aaron Rupar
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Melania's husband has posted 194 tweets or retweets in the last 5 days alone
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Melania Trump
@FLOTUS
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While most children are at home during this challenging time, they tend to be on social media throughout the day. Parents, please be sure to check on them regularly to be sure they’re practicing online safety.
10:09 AM · Mar 26, 2020

 

Social distancing rule of thumb…




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This does not take into consideration the toxic variety that can cause issues 30 feet downwind .....

 

This only applies for Stay At Home!

My wife made me go in the other room last night

 

Little Free Library in Seattle converted into a "Peep Show"

I've seen reports that Little Free Libraries are being turned into free food pantries to help folks in this time of coronavirus. Now, hilariously, there's one in Seattle that's been converted into a "Peep Show," complete with a hot pink neon sign, and a rooftop one that reads "Chicks! Chicks! Chicks!" But you won't find anything lewd inside. Instead, you'll find a fun diorama of marshmallow Peeps.



On Nextdoor, the Peep Show's creator, Cristie Kearny of Seattle's Crown Hill neighborhood, explains:

I've removed books from my Little Free Library to help slow the spread of COVID-19! I've converted it to a Peep Show, featuring Mary Peepins! Come by and take a peek! Social distancing approved! Hands free viewing or use provided sanitizing wipes for light switch.

She plans on changing her Peeps-filled diorama out every week. If you're in the area, you can go check it out at 9709 14th Avenue NW. She tells Boing Boing that she's already working on the next one: "Peeper Pan."



Thanks, Marcia!

photos by Cristie Kearny