Useful Redneck Sayings for Eveyday Life

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by Redneck Rich, Jun 15, 2011.

  1. Redneck Rich

    Redneck Rich Well-Known Member

    So after ponderin' another thread discussion about my improper use of the word "won't" I figured I'd throw some more southern lingo ya'lls way and see if ya'll can find a place for 'em in your life too... I even included defernitions.

    Feel free to add any of your favorites to the list.



    Cuter than a freckle on a ladybug- (real cute)

    Funnier than a snot bubble on a baby- (real funny)

    You couldn’t sling a dead cat around without hittin’ somebody/something- (very crowded place)

    Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter- (not very fast)

    He/She could eat a corn cob thru a picket fence- (needs dental work)

    If she don’t cover that mess up, she gonna catch old and new-monia/ you could plum see her religion (needs more clothes on)

    Done got his slinky in a kink- (Confused/Irritated)

    Wash as far down as possible, as far up as possible, then wash possible- (directions for takin’ a bath)

    Has a temper equaled to 20 mother-in-laws- (easily angered)

    Actin like the cheese has done slid off your cracker- (moment of insanity)

    If leather was brains, he couldn’t saddle a junebug- (not very smart)

    Is a pig’s butt made of pork?- (acceptable answer to a question)

    Madder than a rained-on rooster- (mad)

    Madder than a gorilla with a rotten banana- (mad)

    Like a whipped puppy that pee’d on daddy’s slipper- (sad/sulking)

    Fixin to knock the peach-fuzz off yer melon- (young man is about to be assaulted)

    Fixin to lay down a butt whooping that would make the UFC look like a Disney flick- (young man is about to be assaulted… part deux)


    Enjoy
     
  2. CanisLupis

    CanisLupis Banned

  3. Redneck Rich

    Redneck Rich Well-Known Member

  4. tassy

    tassy Well-Known Member

    I am gonna have to put some of these up on my Facebook page just to make my northern friends and relatives laugh!

    :jester:
     
  5. "Warsh" - Wash.

    "Cent" - The plural term for a monetary amount of coins. "Jethro owes me 75 cent"

    "Plug up" - To plug in. "Plug up that lamp and see if it works"

    "Plate" - A meal sold by a church or civic organization in order to raise money. "My church is selling plates. You want one for lunch?"

    "Toboggan" - A knitted hat worn in the winter. How a knitted hat came to be known by the same name that the rest of the world uses to descibe a large wooden sled is beyond me.

    "Wernt" - Wasn't. "she wernt very nice to me"

    "Bless her heart" - Immediately follows some of the most vile insults you've ever heard. "That fat pig is the nastiest slut in the county...bless her heart"
     
    Last edited: Jun 15, 2011
  6. Redneck Rich

    Redneck Rich Well-Known Member

    This poster knows southern lingo! Just wonderin' why you left out rernt? (ruined) "That fella rernt his reputation bad by wearin' that Gordon shirt"
     
  7. ServerSnapper

    ServerSnapper Well-Known Member

    Southern words that run togethernchit....

    towouttheframe "Drunk"

    iowno "I don't know"

    chiiiiiiiiiit..... "Really"
     
  8. "Jeet yet?" - "Have you eaten, yet?"
     
  9. michelle

    michelle Well-Known Member

    If brains were gasoline she wouldn't have enough to drive a **** ant's go cart around a cheerio. (she's real dumb)
     
  10. CanisLupis

    CanisLupis Banned

    :cheers:
     
  11. siameselover

    siameselover Well-Known Member

    what about when people put a r after words? like idear, losenger, diarrhear californyer
     
  12. alen

    alen Well-Known Member

    slicker'n owl s**t - very slippery
    hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit - response to, how you doing?
    fixin to - getting ready to...
    finer than a frog hair split 2 ways - very small or a very attractive person
     
  13. Harvey

    Harvey Well-Known Member


    Jeff Foxworthy and 1989 called...they want their jokes back.
     

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