Waitress?

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by Oy Yayoy, Sep 26, 2006.

  1. Cleopatra

    Cleopatra Well-Known Member

    I think this is where it got ugly. Because I said I would not tip extra based on mess, or a fork dropped on the floor. I'll straighten up myself for free, KWIM? When I'm not too lazy of course!!!

    Hey Jen, YES - please send your indentured servant uh I mean daughter over when she is done with that laundry, and my son will be glad to dry off the tupperware and stack it neatly for your hubby!
     
  2. JenniferK

    JenniferK Well-Known Member

    That's not what I saw.

    What I saw is that you said you shouldn't tip based on the percentage of the bill, but soley based on what kind of mess you made, which essentially to many of us, doesn't make sense.

    What you're saying is that if I'm one of those folks who piles all the dishes up with all the dirty napkins and such in one place and I'm eating at the Angus Barn, it shouldn't matter that the bill was $75, I should leave a smaller tip because I didn't make a big mess.

    But if I go to Waffle House and don't pile up my dishes, and just leave them as they sit and my bill is $12, I should leave a bigger tip because I didn't clean up as well?

    People go out to eat so that they don't have to cook, or clean up the mess. Just seems to me that you're a little off on this one.

    And yes, I've waited tables before as well. I always wished for tips based on how happy I kepe the customers.
     
  3. turtlepits

    turtlepits Well-Known Member

    HEY CLIF... DARKWING DUCK WANT YOU TO FLY THEM TO CLEOS HOUSE......SHE'S HUNGRY.
     
  4. BenDover

    BenDover Well-Known Member

    purpletits? did anyone else catch that.. :lol: :lol:

    Anyway turtle, you can't make a point or strong opinion in here without getting jumped on by the whole crew. Just give it up.
     
  5. turtlepits

    turtlepits Well-Known Member

    JEN.... GUESS YOU DIDN'T READ WELL EITHER... I SAID TIP BASED ON SERVICE, THE SIZE OF YOUR CROWD AND THE MESS YOU MADE.
    DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?!
     
  6. BenDover

    BenDover Well-Known Member

    Oh,I almost forgot.

    Clif,

    My tea party went just fine. Anytime you want some, let me know.

    Ben
     
  7. turtlepits

    turtlepits Well-Known Member

    TITS ARE PURPLE ....YOUR MAN MUST HAVE GOT CARRIED AWAY.
     
  8. BenDover

    BenDover Well-Known Member

    :shock:
     
  9. JenniferK

    JenniferK Well-Known Member

    I read just fine, that's part of the reason they pay me to write.

    You said you shouldn't tip based on the percentage of the bill. In both of those examples, I could have been eating alone.

    The larger the bill, the larger the party, probably a larger mess.

    The smaller the bill, the smaller the party, and probably a smaller mess.

    Keeping in mind that the service is the same, you're saying I should tip the same. I disagree.

    When I eat somewhere nice, I expect that my bill will be more and that the tip, if it's deserved, will be more as well.


    Oh, and BD-I don't jump on anyone thats not asking for it. I haven't joined the "Lynch BD" mob, and I think I've given you a pretty fair shake, including offering to meet you for coffee, so don't start with me, okay?
     
  10. nevilock

    nevilock Well-Known Member

    CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
    CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
    CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
    CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
    CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
    CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
    CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
    CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
    CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
    CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
    CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
    CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!


    seriously, if you want to make points, and look smart i have a quick tutorial for you:
    1) turn off capslock. it makes you look like a douche.
    2) stop sucking.
     
  11. BenDover

    BenDover Well-Known Member

    Welcome devilock! I knew you would chime in on me. Hey you know what? You are right. Cleo, good play on words, I didn't even catch that one. It is funny though.

    Want some tea to devilock?

    You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.



    Ben
     
  12. turtlepits

    turtlepits Well-Known Member

    YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY....LOL

    IT RAINED YESTERDAY.... ANYONE WANT TO COMPLAIN ON THAT?
     
  13. BenDover

    BenDover Well-Known Member

    Be careful, they will.
     
  14. Cleopatra

    Cleopatra Well-Known Member

    Only if you were streaking naked in it. <shudders>
     
  15. turtlepits

    turtlepits Well-Known Member

    CAPS LOCK.... OH, MY BAD.....CALL THE TYPER POLICE!
    I'M GUILTY... IT'S FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T READ WHAT I TYPED REGULAR.
     
  16. nevilock

    nevilock Well-Known Member

    OH THAT GUD! IM GLAD YOU DID THAT CUZ WHEN PEOPLE TYPE REGULAR I GET LOST. YOU ARE SO KEWL! I<3YOU! YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!!!
     
  17. Tnwalkenhrse

    Tnwalkenhrse Well-Known Member

    What happened to the handicapped waitress? did she go to IHOP or toot n tell?
     
  18. peppercorns

    peppercorns Well-Known Member

    AHHHHH

    Just like the old days....complaining and yipping about mundane little topics until someone gets their shorts in a knot. PLease pass the popcorn. I love this.

    So let me re-cap here and make sore I got everything thus far.
    Cleo is lazy for teaching her son responsibilty and having a husband that helps ut around the house.
    Jen can't read correctly and has difficulty following turtletits train of thought.
    Devilock is artificially stupid... as opposed to what? Someone elses genuine stupidity?
    Den is highly persecuted, and I am sorry but I missed why.
    Cliff is now peking duck for Cleos lunch.
    Cleos DH is not really at work but slumming someplace else making purple whatevers...
    And Cleo can now make it rain????
    darn girl, you'regood
     
  19. turtlepits

    turtlepits Well-Known Member

    LMAO......YOU GOT IT PEPPER!!!!!
     
  20. peppercorns

    peppercorns Well-Known Member

    She hopped on over to Waffle house because she didn't have a leg to stand on at the toot'n tell. Her view leaned too far to the left.
     

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